Dear thin/overweight friends,
By the very act of reading what I write to you now, you are damning yourself to suffer the same fate I have faced myself, ‘lo these 27 years. You will be accursed. You will be shunned. Your role in western civilization will diminish.
Yup. That’s right. I’m out to make you “one of us”.
So, run! Flee! Hide your children!! I’m the scary fat chick out to destroy all humanity… one… friend… at a… time.
Yeaaaaaaaaaaahhhh… that’s it. /sarcasm
*headdesk* ’til I pass out.
Oh, and to the medical establishment…
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P.S. Apparently Dick Cavett has something to say about this. Grâce à Green Pagan, you can read it here (note: search for “Talk Show: Dick Cavett Speaks Again “)